If I were...

If I Were…

If I were a month, I’d be September.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be mid-morning.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a turtle.
If I were a direction, I’d be West.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a hammock.
If I were a liquid, I’d be a ocean water.
If I were a flower, I’d be a hydrangea.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a sunny day with a small breeze.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a banjo. haha.
If I were a color, I’d be green or blue.
If I were an emotion, I’d be content.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a pomegranate.
If I were a car, I’d be a convertible mini coop.
If I were a food, I’d be a white chocolate macadamia nut cookie.-- phew that was a mouth full! YUM. haha
If I were a place, I’d be the beach.
If I were a material, I’d be cotton.
If I were a scent, I’d be fresh linen.
If I were an animal, I’d be a monkey.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a "bewildered look."
If I were a song, I’d be “-- too many to chose from.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a cute comfy pair of sandals or flip flops

Mandy Moran

Happy Birthday Old Woman!!! I love you and miss you terribly. In your birthday glory I will honor you with memories....

- Beer and hummus on the porch
- Dealing with Paul the neighbor and his clan
- Alabama Roll Tide
- Putting up with me :)
- A casual morning walk thru the farm-- muuu hahahaha
- Scottie
- Not making it to beer power hour due to massive amounts of wine and clean up on aisle "kitchen"
- You coaching the lil ones and making a new family at church
- Green eyes
- AAO in our back yard
- You with the grand idea to ride your bike to and from practice
- Singing in the car to Michael Jackson
- La Hurt-cha
- The big visit from the Pegster!
- Ricks-- nothing like a muffin with a squeeze of cake icing to start the morning out
- Joses!
- Packing for your trip to Canada-- cards, clothes that were being donated, flip flops, cookies, NO COAT

and many many many more!!!!

LOVE YA OLD FART!!!