If I were...

If I Were…

If I were a month, I’d be September.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be mid-morning.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a turtle.
If I were a direction, I’d be West.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a hammock.
If I were a liquid, I’d be a ocean water.
If I were a flower, I’d be a hydrangea.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a sunny day with a small breeze.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a banjo. haha.
If I were a color, I’d be green or blue.
If I were an emotion, I’d be content.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a pomegranate.
If I were a car, I’d be a convertible mini coop.
If I were a food, I’d be a white chocolate macadamia nut cookie.-- phew that was a mouth full! YUM. haha
If I were a place, I’d be the beach.
If I were a material, I’d be cotton.
If I were a scent, I’d be fresh linen.
If I were an animal, I’d be a monkey.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a "bewildered look."
If I were a song, I’d be “-- too many to chose from.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a cute comfy pair of sandals or flip flops

Mandy Moran

Happy Birthday Old Woman!!! I love you and miss you terribly. In your birthday glory I will honor you with memories....

- Beer and hummus on the porch
- Dealing with Paul the neighbor and his clan
- Alabama Roll Tide
- Putting up with me :)
- A casual morning walk thru the farm-- muuu hahahaha
- Scottie
- Not making it to beer power hour due to massive amounts of wine and clean up on aisle "kitchen"
- You coaching the lil ones and making a new family at church
- Green eyes
- AAO in our back yard
- You with the grand idea to ride your bike to and from practice
- Singing in the car to Michael Jackson
- La Hurt-cha
- The big visit from the Pegster!
- Ricks-- nothing like a muffin with a squeeze of cake icing to start the morning out
- Joses!
- Packing for your trip to Canada-- cards, clothes that were being donated, flip flops, cookies, NO COAT

and many many many more!!!!

LOVE YA OLD FART!!!

Pot hole

I love this commercial enough to post it on here....

Things at work have been tense so we cracked up when listening to this ladies accent...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjMUfIKktWU


It is the little things in life :)

Case of the Mondays.... everyday. :)

So I have written in a while because I have nothing good to write about. I have been a little down and just lazy lately so I dont have anything entertaining or worthwhile for you!

I have enjoyed watching the Olympics and and I love hearing the stories from you guys in Vancouver! I wish I could be an athlete at that level! Can you imagine?

Like I said I dont have much to say. I guess I will keep you posted if anything exciting comes along.

Love yall!

Corey

Funny Article

What kind of boss would you be?

http://finance.yahoo.com/career-work/article/108677/bad-bosses-what-kind-are-you?mod=career-leadership

:)

Book Club

I got invited to join a ladies book group and I am very excited! When I was coaching for TEAM in Training I met one of the campaign managers, Maggie. Maggie is calm, cool and collective and I like her a lot :) As one of her goals for 2010 she decided to start a book club with a small group of friends. Her sister has been part of a book club for 10 years and now she wanted to have that close knit group of reading women as well! So we met for the first time at a cute coffee shop over the weekend to decide on schedules, places and of course, books! I was nervous because a) this was out of my comfort zone 2) I would be forced to actually read at least 1 book a month 3) I only knew one person and don't know her very well. It was a great first meeting and I am really excited. I like all the ladies and they are all beautiful, smart and athletic! I have to pick a book today (paperback because it is cheaper) because I am the second person to host and I have know idea what to choose. I was originally going to pick Elizabeth Gilbert's new book, Committed, because I am reading it anyway but it is still hardback. Any ideas?-- Laurie I know you could give me a couple of suggestions!

I just had Fage Greek yogurt with chocolate granola in it for breakfast and it was yummy! I have been trying different Greek yogurts and this one is my favorite. The only thing I dont like are that the portion sizes are huge! My tummy has trouble with that much yogurt! hahaha

Ok I better get back to work. Have fun!

Cool things to keep in mind

HANDBOOK 2010

Health:
1. Drink plenty of water.
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants..
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy
5. Make time to pray.
6. Play more games
7. Read more books than you did in 2009 .
8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day
9. Sleep for 7 hours.
10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk daily. And while you walk, smile.

Personality:
11. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
12. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
13. Don't over do. Keep your limits.
14. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
15. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
16. Dream more while you are awake
17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need..
18.. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with His/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
20. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
21.. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
23. Smile and laugh more.
24. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree...

Society:
25. Call your family often.
26. Each day give something good to others.
27. Forgive everyone for everything.
28. Spend time w/ people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
29. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
30. What other people think of you is none of your business.
31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:
32. Do the right thing!
33. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
34. GOD heals everything.
35.. However good or bad a situation is, it will change..
36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
37. The best is yet to come..
38. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.
39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.